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Morgan 20 USA
Loves Elephants, sour gummy worms, Chinese food, beaches, and cats. Dances like a 90 year old man, sings in the shower and everywhere else. Here to find funny pics and have some fun. I claim no credit for anything. Check out my other blog www.myduende.tumblr.com

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Via The Queen is not Amused...but I am.
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plasticbagvevo:

when you hear somebody talking about one of your interests

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lil-banshee:

When you put on your favorite movie for someone and you’re really excited for them to watch it for the first time AND THEY DON’T EVEN PAY ATTENTION TO IT 

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Via JustEmily
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o-dawgtheinvincible:

sigmarikz:

certaflyably:

thirstingaintdead:

Top 3 phrases that’ll create sexual tension

  1. "Make me",
  2. "oh really",
  3. "is that so"

"prove it"

"What’s in it for me?"

"The Black Death was one of the most devastating pandemics in human history, resulting in the deaths of an estimated 75 to 200 million people and peaking in Europe in the years 1348–50 CE."

Via JustEmily
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breakfastburritoe:

obama had done SEX before how can we let a SLUT rule the USA

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deaupeassmango:

smoke-me-up:

bobsavage:

Capitalism.

I kind of want to cry

omg

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lulz-time:

Me when I walk with my mom somewhere 
are you spongebob or squidward I can’t tell
somehow I’m both

lulz-time:

Me when I walk with my mom somewhere 

are you spongebob or squidward I can’t tell

somehow I’m both

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