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Loves Elephants, sour gummy worms, Chinese food, beaches, and cats. Dances like a 90 year old man, sings in the shower and everywhere else. Here to find funny pics and have some fun. I claim no credit for anything. Check out my other blog www.myduende.tumblr.com

4 hours ago | 513,753 notes
thehealthywarrior:

miamiacoda:

swaysclothingline:

asaawhiteperson:

where do you get Cheetos that big

that’s a chihuahua

Those are carrots.

this post is a mess.

thehealthywarrior:

miamiacoda:

swaysclothingline:

asaawhiteperson:

where do you get Cheetos that big

that’s a chihuahua

Those are carrots.

this post is a mess.

(Source: justinbiebergoth)

Via TaylerGang 💋
4 hours ago | 52,428 notes
  • Question: why do black people use you in the wrong context? such is "you ugly" instead of "you're ugly" I know u guys can differentiate, it's a nuisance - Anonymous
  • Answer:

    rsbenedict:

    prettyboyshyflizzy:

    you a bitch

    It’s called copula deletion, or zero copula. Many languages and dialects, including Ancient Greek and Russian, delete the copula (the verb to be) when the context is obvious.

    So an utterance like “you a bitch” in AAVE is not an example of a misused you, but an example of a sentence that deletes the copular verb (are), which is a perfectly valid thing to do in that dialect, just as deleting an /r/ after a vowel is a perfectly valid thing to do in an upper-class British dialect.

4 hours ago | 103,947 notes

fuckyeahitspcola:

MY ANACONDA DON’T!

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MY ANACONDA DON’T!

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MY ANACONDA DON’T WANT NUN UNLESS YOU GOT BUNS HUN!

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Via ɱ ε ʛ ɧ α ᶇ ☮∞
4 hours ago | 71,854 notes
didgeridood:

after watching anaconda

didgeridood:

after watching anaconda

Via ɱ ε ʛ ɧ α ᶇ ☮∞
6 days ago | 92,554 notes

foulmouthedliberty:

sodomymcscurvylegs:

Being an adult is realizing that $5,000 is a lot of money to owe and very little money to own.

this is real

Via sociopathic android
6 days ago | 184,740 notes

yoncehaunted:

*SHOUTING TO THE HEAVENS*

GOD DAMN IT

Via And though she be but little, she is fierce.
6 days ago | 374,982 notes

sketchinetch:

cremebuns:

emeralddragoness:

cremebuns:

A man just walked past me and said “excuse me, but you look very nice tonight darlin” I said thank you and he said you’re welcome and walked off. And that is how you compliment a woman without harassing them

No, that is still unsolicited, and thus, harassment. No amount of “darlins” is gonna make me not want to punch your ass for coming on to me without provocation.

GOD

SHUT UP

UR SO STUPID

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(Source: mrssaberhagen)

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6 days ago | 90,326 notes

yourscientistfriend:

nicklugo:

Spanish is a beautiful language. You don’t say “I love you” in Spanish, you say “yo quiero comer culo” which translates to “you are the light of my life” which I think is one of the most beautiful things to say to someone

I dare you to say that your mother. Tell her how much she means to you

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