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Loves Elephants, sour gummy worms, Chinese food, beaches, and cats. Dances like a 90 year old man, sings in the shower and everywhere else. Here to find funny pics and have some fun. I claim no credit for anything. Check out my other blog www.myduende.tumblr.com

1 week ago | 81,634 notes

I started to write an apology, but I don’t have anything to say I’m sorry for. I was in a loving, healthy, great relationship for four years. It was long distance, and either your boyfriend is going to look at porn or he’s going to look at you.

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Jennifer Lawrence on her nude picture leak (Vanity Fair)

This is an awesome response. I have no idea why anyone should have to apologize for taking nude photos and sharing with someone. The only people that should have to say sorry are the people who stole them from her without consent.

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Whenever I think I can’t love Jennifer Lawrence more, she proves me wrong.

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1 week ago | 475,771 notes

dannnylawrence:

unlimitedgoats:

luxvriously:

My anaconda will consider it

My anaconda has, upon review of the information presented with it’s partners, decided that it, in fact, does not. My anaconda apologizes for any inconvenience this may cause and thanks you for your time.

Re: Your Anaconda,

Thank you for your consideration. Please keep my cover letter and resume in your files in case of any future openings. Good luck in all future endeavors.

Yours, etc.
A bunless hun

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1 week ago | 404,005 notes

lamedere:

babies screaming when you’re out shopping

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2 weeks ago | 35,295 notes
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uncensoredhijabii:

kingjaffejoffer:


Husain Abdullah received an unsportsmanlike conduct penalty for praying on Monday. [Yahoo]

This is probably going to be a big deal tomorrow. The NFL can’t do anything right this year. 

it is a big deal, how many times has tebow kneeled down? Has he ever been penalized? No. Bullshit. Then they have the audacity to be calling it excessive celebration, screw the NFL. Let a white Christian male kneel down and protect his ass, create a movement and call it tebowing, but once a Black Muslim Male does it, it’s flagged. IT’S ALL FUN AND GAMES UNTIL IT’S NO LONGER INVOLVING A WHITE CHRISTIAN MALE BUT RATHER A BLACK MUSLIM. LOAD OF B.S.

Fuck the NFL

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uncensoredhijabii:

kingjaffejoffer:

Husain Abdullah received an unsportsmanlike conduct penalty for praying on Monday. [Yahoo]

This is probably going to be a big deal tomorrow. The NFL can’t do anything right this year.

it is a big deal, how many times has tebow kneeled down? Has he ever been penalized? No. Bullshit. Then they have the audacity to be calling it excessive celebration, screw the NFL. Let a white Christian male kneel down and protect his ass, create a movement and call it tebowing, but once a Black Muslim Male does it, it’s flagged. IT’S ALL FUN AND GAMES UNTIL IT’S NO LONGER INVOLVING A WHITE CHRISTIAN MALE BUT RATHER A BLACK MUSLIM. LOAD OF B.S.

Fuck the NFL

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2 weeks ago | 391,385 notes

towongfoo:

If I dont respond to your insult it means what i wanted to say was too mean and I decided to let you live

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2 weeks ago | 3,659 notes
awwww-cute:

My curious kitten

awwww-cute:

My curious kitten

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2 weeks ago | 244,437 notes

ghost-of-bambi:

luckyladybutterfly:

velvetonions:

there needs to be a cooking show in which tv chefs go into student flats or houses and have to cook a full 3 course meal only using ingredients and equipment they can find in the kitchen

#HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO COOK ANYTHING WITH DORITOS AND INSTANT NOODLES#THEY DON’T EVEN HAVE A SAUCEPAN.

They do have a saucepan, but someone’s eating cereal out of it.

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2 weeks ago | 68,118 notes

mari-on-tea:

bigbardafree:

djtetsuo89:

danistotallyuncool:

gatoishwary:

ttripod:

jodyrobots:

whaa

WHATS THIS MOVIE!?

I WISH I KNEW!!!

The name of this movie is Top Secret

Dude, top secret is such a good movie.

this movie has an entire bar fight sequence that takes place underwater

for no reason at all

next date night movie

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2 weeks ago | 19,900 notes
grimelords:

this is the only teletubbies actor on imdb with a picture, which is good because it gives you a good yardstick to let your imagination run wild with how terrifying all the others were

grimelords:

this is the only teletubbies actor on imdb with a picture, which is good because it gives you a good yardstick to let your imagination run wild with how terrifying all the others were

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2 weeks ago | 1,524 notes

why i love GoT

I love Game of Thrones because sometimes its like:

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but then other times its like:

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